N.A.Y.S.A.Y.E.R. Running

North American Yeti Scientific Assembly Yearly Exploratory Runners...

To run, explore, and convene with likeminded adventuresome scientific communities in order to make America Smart Again through the promotion of Arkansan State and National Parks and to spread the word about the plethora of yet to be discovered mysteries abounding in this most Natural of States, Arkansas.

That and to wear trucker hats, unabashedly drink beer, and spread fake news about Yeti's and their subsequent migration to the North American Continent.